Seriously.

Upon arrival in downtown Ottawa, before we could even put the van into park, we were given a handwritten note from a man claiming they were "words for the future." It reads:
Iron man at Salvation army shelters, they trying to kill him, he need civil support

The band we're on tour with received a similar and equally cryptic message:
Iron man at Salvation army ready to be kill, it is hepocracy (sic)

Just thought I'd help spread the word. You know, for the future.